Ark After Dark: From Noah’s Rainbow Covenants to Senior-Prank Shenanigans, Mandatory Marriage Blood Tests, and Pastor Gary’s Questionable Rap Sheet

Climb aboard “Ark After Dark,” where Pastor Gary sails Noah’s covenant cruise straight into epic locker-room pranks, unpacks why couples once needed vampire-level blood tests to marry, and confesses his only rap sheet: hurling mystery items off the school bus. Scripture, shenanigans, and questionable aerodynamics combine for blessed belly laughs.